My name is Grant Eggen, I spend my days chewing grass outside like a goat. Some people may find it odd, but i find it satisfying and refreshing.
My business pledges are as follows –
- I will shit the least amount possible on your lawn (poop removal not included in base price)
- I will always do my very best to make funny penis patterns in your lawn.
- I will never raise my prices as I have no concept of business or inflation.
- I will always do my work wearing a shirt that depicts biden and trump making out.
Please let me come chew your lawn like a goat on a mission