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My name is Grant Eggen, I spend my days chewing grass outside like a goat. Some people may find it odd, but i find it satisfying and refreshing.

My business pledges are as follows –

  1. I will shit the least amount possible on your lawn (poop removal not included in base price)
  2. I will always do my very best to make funny penis patterns in your lawn.
  3. I will never raise my prices as I have no concept of business or inflation.
  4. I will always do my work wearing a shirt that depicts biden and trump making out.

    Please let me come chew your lawn like a goat on a mission
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